Hola, neighbor, I’m at the OG Six Corners in Portage Park.

“Get ready to listen to the world’s dumbest conversation”
Fucking no - I’ll pass on giving them a clickthrough. 

Me or their QBs?
A: Yes

Anything to keep their actual QBs from attempting to pass.

That Tweet does line up with how Pence’s personal security guard explained his trip the night before :

That threaded tweet/graphic with his statement got posted way quick.

“Pence has said that there is “too much of this talk of institutional bias or racism in law enforcement.””

Not trying to get anybody fired or nothing, but I feel like the headline should have at least tried to reference Porky Pig here. That’s all.

“NFL Assures Fans There’s No Tolerance For Racial Slurs In Redskins’ Stadium”

The Expo curse strikes again.

Honestly, a Steeler fan calling Tomlin the N word on Facebook is probably one of the least surprising news stories we’ll get this week. I can’t even take criticism of Tomlin from other Steeler fans at face value any more, as most of is barely more thinly veiled than this was.

Chicago fans showing respect for the flag? Chicago fans showing respect for the flag.

Malört - Chicago’s punishment for having awesome food.

Meh- I mean, I saw the fight, the shots Canelo landed looked cleaner to me, but again, you want to use pure stats to say 3G won- okay! You want to use your decades of boxing knowledge to say he won- okay! Your instincts say he won- okay! Watching the fight, and even seeing this graphic almost immediately after, I…

Double post because internet

I thought Canelo won a very, very close fight. Close enough that I don’t even care to debate it with people that think 3G won (I mean, okay- it WAS really close) and close enough that I’m way cool with a draw. I don’t know that there’s a universe that exists where anyone with two eyes that actually watched the fight…

Good to know that they’ve doubled the number of buildings surrounded by corn since I last visited in the early aughts. Way to go, DeKalb!

Not sure why I want this to be true so bad, but damn, I really want this to be true. So bad.

This is like, almost literally (but also literally?) an attack on free speech. I’m going to be sideeying the hell out of all the libertarian, limited government, constitutional preservationist Trump supporters that don’t speak out against this type of call out, especially when a ‘no comment’ would’ve sufficed as a…

Christ, that’s 1. Horrifying and 2. Pretty much how I envision the people commenting on Fox News’ Facebook posts (arrogant, narcissistic, stupid- myself included tbh), but also with a boatload of power over the lives of everyday citizens of The Cleve. Fucking yikes.