Own store in the basement? That sounds awesome. I remember this from a couple months back.

I’m not him, but is it not obvious that the best performance art is professional wrestling?

UPLOAD PENDING

This is the only content that should exist on the internet. 

Now that I’ve bought myself a super yacht I’ll read your second senten-
Oh.

I spotted mine last night, I think. Something about the Evil Dead?

I found out that mine is The Exuberant Pontifications of Marston Flare: Carp Extraordinaire.
All knowing that has done is raised further questions, frankly.

I think it really comes down to having an “in” to the “horror”.

Other characters, not privy to Cecilia’s specific experiences (or the title of the movie)

People I want to hear opinions from ranked:

I just watched Blade Runner again last weekend and Batty’s final monologue made me cry all over again. He ad-libbed that line so hard that it has its own Wikipedia page now.

Well, they probably haven’t seen it back then, unsurprisingly, as getting too see a western movie, especially such a niche one, wasn’t that easy in 70s Poland.

*squints menacingly, makes ominous note in creepy serial-killer notebook*

Carol Kane, MVP.

But, they’ll miss out on seeing Dyanne Thorne. 

Nobody tell them about Inglourious Basterds. 

I remember watching that before school every morning for a couple of years.  The only thing on before it was The A.M. Farm Report (seriously).  Remember Gary the Gnu?

Did you like the Great Space Coaster? I recall that having absolutely nothing to do with space except the opening.

I’m surprised Hunters is just coming out. I swear it’s been advertised on Prime for a year already 

Well, I’m still in.