harrydeanlearner
Harry Dean Learner
harrydeanlearner

Man, they made an Uncut Gems sequel QUICKLY

I read it back in 1997, lying in the central corridor of our crumbling share house to escape the oppressive summer heat of Bathurst, NSW, Australia. I was 20, with limited life (and literary) experience, so a bunch of it I didn’t really understand but I remember thinking the Eschaton sequence was some of the funniest

I am amazed that I did not wear out my dad’s tape of Kentucky Fried Movie replaying the part with Uschi Digard in the shower over and over again when I was a kid. Good lord.

The woman is 51... 51...

Yeah, it’s crazy how foxy she still as after all this time.

The Man Who Wasn’t There has great narration.

The alternative to bad movies need not be (and sometimes arguably is very much NOT) the goddam MCfuckingU.

They had me at “show me you’re nuts”

Huh, I didn’t think YouTube allowed videos with full frontal nudity in them.

It is a film of extraordinary magnitude

Now playing

Because most people have completely and utterly forgotten that this spectacular movie exists, and the ones who haven’t sure aren’t narcing to YouTube.

That line got me too. How the hell has the Youtube algorithm taken down that one cover of an 80's song by a tiny band I love, but missed all the T&A in this?

'Blade Runner,' duh.

I started laughing uncontrollably before even clicking on that. I’ve used that “truth about masturbation” clip a number of times on these boards.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Nothing you’re describing sounds anything less than B+ to me. I’m in. 

Now playing

Based on the cast description I’m getting a serious Cleopatra Schwartz vibe from this show so...maybe?

Well know they have. Hooray? 

I’ve been hoping my whole life to see a 1970's-era Hasidic Jew (sporting massive sideburns and a Brooklyn accent) stuff a yarmulke down the throat of a Nazi, who is incognito as a bartender, while disco music plays gently in the background... is this my show?