plz no

Eh, high concept sci fi doesn't really play well with the Academy. It got the expected technical award nods, but I will say I'm surprised that the cinematography wasn't nominated.

Convincing kids back in the N64 days that tilting your controller made you turn sharper in Mario Kart 64.

If only it was a Hollywood production with Guillermo del Toro at the helm.

Natch.

A few months into the relationship with an ex-girlfriend, she found porn on my browsing history. Comparing it to cheating was a part of the hours-long fight that followed. It still lasted for a couple of... interesting... years. I'm pretty sure she was my own Tammy.

First pizza, now eggs!?

Foot cheese and pineapple? On a pizza?

Yeah, it would have been much better if the game had depicted a Chicago stand-in a la Grand Theft Auto, especially considering the fact that Watch Dog's Chicago was surrounded by mountains. Y'know, since that ignored the fact that this is what it looks like outside of the city:

That's one of the good markers of someone who could do voice work - everyone can do an impression of a famous character, but if you can deliver original lines as that character, you've got the real makings of a voice actor. So, seconded.

Yeah, the Christmas truce still makes me tear up a bit whenever I read about. For one day, they just all collectively decided that it was too much, and they just wanted to spend Christmas without a fear of horrific death - they buried their friends still on the battlefield, exchanged presents, traded stories from back…

Ah alright, I was just misunderstanding then. One of my best friends has an ungodly amount of food sensitivity issues, so I understand the need to give it a break every so often.

If they aren't harmful pathogens, you do not want to remove any bacteria from your digestive system. It's gut flora, not waste, and it's a crucial part of how your body breaks food down into usable energy - without it, your GI issues would be far worse than they currently are.

Yeah, his interviews are far more interesting than any of his videos. I don't hate the guy - he does seem like a cool, honest person. But honestly? He's basically a children's entertainer. It's not even remotely deserving of hate or resentment, but I'm not going to watch any more of his stuff than I've already seen…

Heh, one of the people I know that went into the Air Force came from an insanely wealthy family and made sure that he would never see a combat zone. That didn't really stop him from posting Facebook screeds calling Obama a coward for negotiating POW swaps until (I imagine) somebody explained the chain of command to…

The Army is for people that don't have the financial privilege of taking a gap year to go camping until it's too cold to sleep outside.

Remember the penis showing game from "Waiting"? That is a real game in some kitchens.

Don't give him any ideas. By this point I'm fairly sure that Jared Leto's acting career is actually based upon developing adult onset diabetes faster than Tom Hanks.

If everyone could look at life like Russian bread saving man, the world would be a better place.

Oh my God please put that makeup on Billy West immediately and have him walk around cons as real life Professor Farnsworth.