I'm sorry, but you seemed to have misspelled "cruel lie that gives false hope to the cheese-deprived."

I legitimately would not have been able to bring myself to get mad about the bread basket, and that is coming from a former waiter. Those people sound amazing.

Quick question: is the worst discrimination that you've faced today a sentence that you read on an internet blog about the food industry?

Every day at noon, the waitstaff could dress up in military BDUs and shoot at the patrons with paintball guns while screaming "STOP PROVOKING US!"

I once got tricked into going to a pyramid scheme recruitment drive by an acquaintance. It was 40 minutes away, and she insisted on driving so I couldn't just get up and leave when I figured out what was going on. The presentation started with a slideshow of all these people on sunny beaches holding up "Wish You Were…

HEY THERE HULKAMANIAC, GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE ON THE LEVEL. BECAUSE BROTHER, IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE ME, YOU KNOW THAT A POUND OF SPAGHETTI COVERED IN GREASY CAFETERIA MEAT SAUCE AND INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH BUTTER IS NOTHING WITHOUT THE FULL HULKAMANIA EXPERIENCE. THAT'S WHY THE HULK PUT THE GIFT SHOP AT THE FRONT ENTRANCE,…

rantic.com did indeed exist before this - according to the Wayback Machine, they were first registered in 2000 - as the official site for Rantic Records, and until last month, rantic.com redirected to their MySpace page. The only other activity in the past month on the site was when 4Chan users hacked the site as a…

Agreed, it was a solid gameplay mechanic that was completely fucking inane.

I actually legitimately liked the flashlight, even if it made no goddamned sense at all. I loved the tension that it helped create - do you want to see, or be able to kill shit?

Good fucking Lord. I've worked personally with Jordan before, and I can't... well, actually I CAN imagine the kind of shitbird that would pull something like this on such a nice, chilled out guy. These fuckers usually call via Skype, right? Can't Skype develop some way to track these calls?

Stop. You had me at "Meat Mountain."

I think Braley has a significant chance - he's been re-elected three times, has an established career and an excellent voting record on reforming the problems plaguing the VA and passing extended tax cuts for small businesses. The biggest threat to him this November is going to be the nuts from northwest Iowa that…

More proof that trolls aren't isolated shut-ins that are resentful and lonely - they are genuine psychopaths.

Assuming the poster's not trolling, I'm willing to bet that they're the type to drop that "You're a torturing murdering slaver if you eat meat" turd and then complain that all "the carnivores" just ganged up on them for no reason at all.

Ah well, let's hope so.

lol, I leave for like thirty minutes and shit's gone full retard. But you tried, so good for you I guess.

Medium rare is not rotting meat infested with parasites.

Well, I mean, so was Birth of a Nation.

Well, I mean, the fact that this seems to be based on a Twilight Zone episode is also a pretty good tip-off. No Sleep is essentially a roleplay forum for horror stories.