Lighten up, Francis.

And yet Corona ads are all white people.

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

Alternate headline: “Dipshit picks fight with pro athlete, loses.”

I recognize that I am not qualified to speak on this case or the larger issue of domestic violence. So I won’t. Hope everyone has a great day.

Not to mention cop suspension and cop tires, and it was a model before cats so it runs on regular gas too.

Simple solution: leave all the bridges up.

This guy would have been dead 12 different times if this happened in Florida.

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

and he has two home runs, including a grand slam. this fucking guy, y’all.

So, hear me out. The new season begins in the year 2021. Eugene perfects tine travel somehow. He IS pretty smart. He travels back to the late 80’s, and lands smack dab in the middle of a Perfect Strangers reboot. He makes friends with Balky Bartacamous (played by Bronson Pinchot) and cousin Gordon (played by whoever…

Love the cop in the back laughing his ass off and making no attempt to help.

I don’t even want to click on the video between the Seahawks and Falcons. Just tell me how the Pats won and get it over with.

It’s the 9th inning and the dude still has a full beer? Don’t places stop selling beer in the 7th?

I’m 6'4", 240. Either

The only way for JR to make it up is to somehow injure two of the warriors for the series on one play to open game 2 and be suspended for the rest of the series himself.

I highly recommend any of his books. You learn so much about how certain foods have shaped our world.

This joke was doomed to be underappreciated from the moment you thought of it.

Rizzo’s lawyer denied all allegations of wrongdoing.

Most reasonable people like to see racist scum fail.