“How are third party voters not counted with the dumbshits?”

I agree wholeheartedly with your last sentence. I was directing it at the “If you are poor you have to be exceptional” part. And no, Gates and Zuckerberg did not graduate. But they had to be accepted. I have worked with many people with Harvard and Yale degrees (some white, some male, some neither), none of whom…

Hold on a minute. You have to be exceptional even well into the upper-middle class to go to an Ivy League school, period. The largest undergrad enrollment is Cornell at 14,000 students, the smallest being Dartmouth at just over 4,000. So it’s not like these are mega universities. The average ACT score across the Ivy…

Someone didn’t look at the weather maps. Rain 2 out of the next 3 days in St. Pete’s. Stupids.

It was so bad I felt it as if I had said it.

Phone’s ringing, dude.

Dork.

That was pretty bad ass. Until it wasn’t.

I was at a softball tournament once where the favored team heckled their opponent to no end. Played antagonizing music and were general jackasses. When they played, the heckled team whipped their asses. That’s the punishment. Nothing is better than seeing a team of assholes sob. Actually, being the hired bus…

No ketchup.

Moral of the story, go back to being called “Rodney”.

You don’t like a car parked in front of your house, so you shoot out the tires and engine, so it can stay parked in front of your house. Darwin must have taken a nap during this episode.

Damn kids.

+2

What is worse, dealing with the fans that have nothing better to do than go to a guy’s house who has nothing better to do, or dealing with the guy that has nothing better to do?

Some contestant’s dad and maybe biggest supporter.

Resolves to be a better person? The guy wore a green hooded sweatshirt to his arraignment.

Well, fuck everyone with a green pixelated emoji. Because lumping everyone together is how we got this far.

Come on, man. Don’t knock the bear stories. There will eventually be a payoff in the man vs. beast and beast wins series.

Change any reference of flag to car keys, and he sounds exactly like my uncle leaving after Christmas with a .31 BAC.