“he was sent to the bar by his wife who didn’t want him smoking that crap around her”

Insert caption, because I give up.

“Boo. Hoo.” - Bears fan.

1990? Or current mission control of some JPL project?

I couldn’t watch the whole first video, or the subsequent ones. I kept restarting at :23 and watching the chick in the grey sweater. Over. And over.

Yes.

“the personal assets of the President and cabinet members are liquidated and deposited into the general fund of the U.S. Treasury. They will be used to help pay for the government services that the President and cabinet members create and administer”

I’ll take the under on any number of people who donate to plant trees. But I like the idea.

Disappointed in your cover photo.

One of the links leads directly to Amherst College’s page.

“When all words have failed on the instigator...”

That’s a question behind two others I have: 1. How do you discover a bear in a septic tank? and 2. When did Turkey get septic tanks?

I had respect for Raiders fans, until right now.

Screw the Trading Places reference. The guy has Rod F’ing Beck as his logo. That’s the +1.

Can’t understand a word.

Can you imagine how sick those kids were hearing about his football glory days?

I would have thought the inside of that lift wouldn’t look like a freight elevator.

That, and if you put pencil to paper on the affiliations of every person you bought something off of, you’d probably go back to living in your parents’ basement. Being catholic doesn’t mean you agree with everything of the catholic church. St. Olga of Kiev doesn’t guide anyone’s path.

The guy in the glasses punching is THE saddest thing I’ve seen today.