Legitimate question: what would a sub-2 hour marathon compare to? Sportswise. I can’t think of any, as it is more than a sports feat.

Football at it’s finest.

Orton? I’m thinking Testaverde.

Yes, that is true. But at least he’s getting paid like he hasn’t.

They won’t sell. Unlike many owners, this is not only their sole source of income, it’s the thing that made them money in the first place. They aren’t business people. They are offspring of the guy that founded the league. Like many family owned businesses, we’ve reached the point where the family runs it into the…

Until my dying day, I am going to believe you doctored this video.

I’d take him back in a second in Chicago.

I successfully forgot about it, until now. This gave me nightmares growing up.

Oh, I know. And anyone who doesn’t just needs to tune into AM radio for about two minutes for the tirades.

I could have done better than 630 yards and 1 TD on PEDs, and I haven’t picked up a football even for leisure in 15 years.

You cannot guarantee that will happen anymore than I can guarantee that it won’t. However, everyone that has to sign off on that has another election down the road to think about.

Yeah, well, those people will be asked to leave. Politics and religion are not to be discussed at the dinner table.

Life doesn’t stop. I’ve had worse happen than a candidate elected that will not change the course of my life anymore than the last seven. I miss work, I don’t show up for appointments, I become the problem.

Are you referring to the election? Or are you referring to reminding a Cleveland team about blowing a 3-1 lead?

General Zod?

I think it will be bad in areas it is always bad. There are precincts that just will never figure it out. For instance, there are 30,000 registered voters in my precinct. Why is there always only four voting booths?

This is very stupid and thanks for wasting 90 seconds of my time. Plus the seven second it took to type this.

Trip on a crack in the sidewalk, you.

I am so mad at Deadspin right now for making me laugh uncontrollably at this.

Who scored the first two?