Thus, he swings at a ton of pitches and is very good at making contact. That's what michael is saying. He doesn't need to sit back and wait on it.

I went to belmont with Rachel and have lived in Nashville my whole life. She is the daughter of terry bradshaw, steelers qb. She is also a country artist so she still uses bradshaw aa her last name for her music. So shut your mouth about things of which you have no idea. Think youre being funny? Try fucking yourself…

Couldn't come up with a single thing that rhymes with CTE? weak

This is exactly why they need to start having weight classes in Sumo.

I can imagine the only thing that would be more horrifying is three women on the same cycle.

I think it also depends on the type, and, more importantly, size of the bread. If we're talking about wider potato bread, you need 2 slices, 1.5 min. Normal white bread needs 1.5 slices, always.

You were so close! The answer is, and has always been: two sandwiches, three slices, 1.5 slices per sandwich. Ideally, the half slice laid diagonally and perpendicular to the diagonal cut.

Uh I guess you missed Chipper Jones' last year in Atlanta. Cal Ripken didn't exactly go out at a blistering pace. But hey when mom brings you that meat loaf and tucks you in that should bring you some solace.

The dude is over 40. He's played 19 years, never gotten into any off the field trouble and he gave fans an opportunity to make it out to see him should they choose. And this may shock you, but some people out there over the past 19 years of him doing nothing wrong, are fans of Derek Jeter. Some even grew up with him.…

You Rays fans make me sick, hurling insults at a legend like Derek Jeter when the greatest part of your franchise's history is probably the stingray that used to appear on your uniforms.

So in a month when athletes are beating wives, kids, babies, god-knows-what's next, we need to piss on a guy whose biggest sin was to be a Yankee. Deadspin's Jeter obsession is weird. And I hate the Yankees.

Just sounds like effective discipline to me.

Following the lead of the NFL, the MLS will now also pretend to care about women and domestic violence.

Well backs (running, defensive, etc.) have a lot of pent up aggression due to the physical nature of their upbringing on the football field.

Close, but

'Jackie Robinson Rises From Grave, Strangles Man Who Misspelled His Name'

Deal with consequences of what. He hit her first. She retaliated and then he knocked her cold. He started it. He wasn't defending himself.

clearly, you have not yet gone fast enough.

"Who cares?"