happyteslaowner
HappyTeslaOwner
happyteslaowner

I think I might need to clear my browser history....

Dimed yourself out, rich boy! I’ve had CarGurus pimping every 3-series in the Mid-Atlantic at me for the last month. What the hell exactly have you been shopping for?

Magnifique.

Raison d'être

Raison d’etre? Or Raison Dextron (tm)?

*golf clap*

Hey Mademoiselle, parlez vous a humma humma?

I love Jalopnik not only for the informative car stuff, but because the users are smart and can actually write and spell when they comment!

This. Is. Amazing. COTD for sure.

This needs to be COTD.

It’s okay to have unusual tastes in cars. Go ahead and hot rod a ‘78 LeSabre. If you ask me, there’s nothing more sad than deciding not to build a car you want to build just because you’re afraid other people won’t like it. Everyone has different tastes, and that’s fine. If you build a ‘78 LeSabre hot rod, you’re

My friend works as an illustrator for a hot rod shop and he’s built his own hot rod out of an early 80's Olds Cutlass wagon. He’s a talented guy. He autocrosses this very car when he’s not drawing cool pictures of it.

I also get that sense when I see one in person. There’s a certain je ne sais quoi to the Evora’s styling. 

I’ve been a fairly regular reader/lurker and I don’t remember this system being rolled out.. the old system just kind of went away. I’m thinking the solid grades they were giving weren’t making the automakers too pleased. Now we have a much more vague system so they don’t feel too threatened.  If we were on the old

You sound fragile. 

I’d buy this just to run as-is in a demolition derby outside Talladega. I just want to watch the world burn.

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

“and just drives from gas station to gas station nowadays, offering to wash windshields for 50 cents.”

Nailed it. 

C’mon, haven’t you ever smelled something funky and then shoved it under someone else’s nose and commanded “here, smell this”?