happyteslaowner
HappyTeslaOwner
happyteslaowner
Aug 19
1

Those futzy things won't stay straight due to the beast mode torque coming from up front. 

Aug 19
2

It’s the only way to keep it neutral in the corners, brah!

Aug 19
3

No, he’s being considerate to the cars he’ll be passing. When all 160 hp are put to use in the wild those tips will be parallel to the ground.

Aug 19
4

That’s rifling.  Makes the car fast and straight like a bullet. Duh.

Aug 19
48

Kinja’d on the first seven upload attempts, lemme try again.

Aug 19
12

One is aimed up for more lift, one is aimed down for increased downforce.

Aug 12
98

Actually it’s a roll-on/roll over scrap metal carrier.

Aug 10
13

I am glad you have a good group of people waiting for you in Germany. A breath of “fresh air” and outside perspectives are always useful. Read more

Aug 10
100

The epiphany came before any city ordinance, and while I won’t get into details, I’ll just say that it was a deep disappointment. To recover from it, I’m focusing on fortifying my personal life and doing things that bring me genuine joy.

This is why I decided to sell some of my cars—they can get in the way of building Read more

Aug 7
298

Correct headline: idling in traffic with your windows down in developing countries with minimal pollution controls increases your exposure to pollution (which may or may not be a meaningful increase that has health outcomes because we didn’t test that).

Apr 21
137

I’ll be honest, the people leaving Jalopnik didn’t bother me too much because there are still some decent writers left and I honestly just pop in as a fairly mindless distraction from work. Had no real plans to change that and couldn’t really give a hoot about Spanefeller or hulk Hogan or whatever other garbage goes Read more

Mar 20
67

It was an art project pop-up thing a few years ago. They mocked up a video rental store, but only stocked it with copies of Jerry Maguire. I’ll have to find a link to one of the stories about it.

Mar 16
98

When the Isle of Man TT organizers say something is dangerous, it’s really fucking dangerous.

Mar 13
3

Someone’s playing the long game. You know what a casket will cost 80 years from now?  Probably a lot!

Mar 13
2

It was a little large, but he’ll grow into it!

Mar 13
1

I think my brother has you beat. His drag race happened in the early 90's, involving a Ford Mustang II 4 cylinder with hatchback and T-tops (heavy), vs. a Geo Metro. They were heading up an incline from the traffic light and crested a hill. There was a law enforcement officer waiting, and he knew exactly what was Read more

Mar 13
2

Kid’s gotta grow up and die sometime

Mar 13
8

Idk man. I LOVED this generation Explorer when I was a college kid driving my friends’ mom’s car. It’s a fun little truck.