So... Antique?

My girlfriend had one in the 00's. A kid bought it for $20k and his mom called a week later asking if we knew if something was wrong with the engine.

License plate rattling is a sound experience desired by only the most esteemed audio aficionados.

My concern isn’t the fact that there are things that I can see that are “fixable”. I’m concerned about what I can’t see that also are “Fixable”. That camber tears up suspension bits and bearings and puts stress on suspension pickup points it wasn’t designed for. The car likely bottoms out a lot, so what has that done…

Exactly my thoughts. This is a beaten teenager’s car. 

That was just a great belly laugh. COTD.

Get right out of here with that attitude, just because you’ve seen one bad motor swap, doesn’t automatically make all of them a terrible idea. This is probably a lot of fun, and equally reliable when stood beside any other Impreza or WRX on the road.

This was my thought process exactly.  GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Aww come on, I’m never mean. I’m just the messenger.

COTD. This was EXACTLY my thought process.

Pardon me, but do you have any yellow mustard?

I’m a big fan of the Sport Trac, and love the looks of the second gen. I’m actually shopping for a second gen now and the values are nuts. This one is touching the high side of normal pricing for the Adrenaline package, but it’s got the condition and options to back it up. It's not something I'd pull the trigger on,…

He writes that with a Sharpie, right? After each shower? Otherwise... CP.

I like how dedicated to butt cracks he is, that he tattooed one on his neck.

“Stay Away”

The letters spell “Tired”, although we all know it says “stupid”.

Does it say “Always” “Fired” under his eyes ?

I was thinking more “botched boob job” but this is better [worse].

You need to buy this and report back how it is.

Subaru corporate, presumably: “the aftermarket will fix our head gasket issues”