happyteslaowner
HappyTeslaOwner
happyteslaowner

Agreed! Not bad at all! A little refresh and she’s good to go-at. 

I’d talk about it. If anyone would listen....

Look at this huge panel gap

YOU REMEMBER BURT REYNOLDS’ PLAYGIRL CENTERFOLD? WELL, CHECK OUT MY HOMAGE!

That is one sexy ape.  And I can say that because I’m an ape, right?

I don’t remember King Kong posing so seductively.

I’m pretty sure whoever bought this car would soon see their future self come and smack the crack pipe out of their hand.

At $15,000, Would You Go Brick to the Future in This Custom 1975 Bricklin SV-1?

What the hell was this guy thinking? Oh well, no time to think about that. I’ve got to get back to building K.I.T.T. out of a Ford Probe and a General Lee out of a Nissan Maxima.

Would You Go To Town In This Custom 2000 Lincoln Town Car Station Wagon?

I like to tease Tesla owners, but it is all in good fun. I like it when people love their cars.

EVERYONE HERE HATES ELON MUSK! YOU DON'T GET IT HE IS A VISIONARY WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS CRITICIZING HIM LEAVE ELON ALONE I WANT MY MOM

OK, funny because I made that comment to a buddy about his new Tesla and the panels gaps.

As soon as I saw the writing on the back window I thought “absolutely, come on over and fix my server. Here are all my passwords.”

Disposal? isn’t there a bad neighborhood near you where you could drop off pretty much anything with the assurance that within 24 hours it will be gone?

It’s worth a $700 write-off when you donate it to an accepting charity.

Glad I’m not the only one bothered by the decals.

This would be perfectly fine for a short, daily commute, and when it craps out, any tow truck driver would be more than happy to take it to the scrapyard in exchange for the scrap value.

Disposing of a vehicle is easy. Call AAA, have them tow it to a salvage yard, sign them the title, take your $200 for scrap value.