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Fun fact: The robot EVE (the one flying in the poster) was designed by Jony Ive of Apple

He used a Ford Taurus. The photo for this post shows a Fusion. I thought this was a car blog with some integrity?

More like towheaded step child, amirite!?!!?!

That was a terrible landing on the part of the pilot. Either the demonstrated crosswind component was exceeded (a no-no) or his/her technique sucks. Crab down to the runway, kick out the crab, bank upwind and touch down with zero drift on the upwind gear first. All I saw was a shitty crab all the way down. And yes,

Looks like he didn’t straighten out properly as he reduced the crab just before landing. It looks to me more like a screw up than a demonstration of skill.

I got an email from a delivery service the other day (no names) with a, I shit you not, “layman’s guide to tipping.”

Future Jalopnik-Amazon Post blog post:

It’s pretty clear that he’s hiding damage on the front bumper.

“hit standing water and careered into a lamppost” 

Five cars for the price of almost one heavily-used beater? It’s just un-American not to leap at this deal.

You only lose points for forgetting the Horatio Caine sunglasses meme.

the screen door slams, sindhu’s cock sways.
like a vision she shuttles across the court as okuhara plays.

I am in concord-ance with your asserstion.

By George (Romney), these are good puns!

You’ve got to..... Pace yourself.

I have gladly starred all the AMC puns here...not a rambler among them!

My interest in Pacers has Wayned.

An Eagle-eyed reader would notice that it’s really only 4 working cars... But I’m being nitpicky, it’s not worth Nashing one’s teeth over.

Trying to unscrambler these puns is giving me a headache.

AMX plaining your punch line but you tend to be a rambler.