If you’re bringing that sort of material to open mic night, I’d hardly say you were a rebel.

You got Spirit all right but you gotta be Jeep’in kidding me here.

AMC’ing what you did there.

I wonder if I could toss a Javelin as far as 5 Pacers would stretch.

I wonder if there are any Hornet nests in any of them. Or if any Matadors owned them.

Ownership of five Pacers would make you an Ambassador for the brand.

Gotta check them all for electrical gremlins though.

What are you talking about-that’s dirt patina!

Yank the body off and graft a clean Pontiac Fiero onto it for the ultimate reverse kit car.

This is the exact same type of responses I got when I used to ask girls out. The outright denials, I get, but the weird references to rule violations and major league franchises were awkward.

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

I’ll always remember how he missed only 3 weeks after having his face literally broken in a game against the Jets. That’s some Ronnie Lott-level toughness.

I have a nasty cold right now, and you just made me laugh-snort so hard that snot came out of my nose.

Pneumonia is bad, and you can tell it’s bad thanks to the silent p.

Disclaimer: past performance doesn’t guarantee future results.

If past performance is an indication of future results, about 50 yrs.

I’d like to see this be the start of Infiniti making a whole fake history for itself- they could do their take on a 30s Art Deco limousine, a 40s fastback, 50s tailfins, a 60s personal luxury coupe, and a 70s barge. If they come out as well as this, the results could be quite beautiful. Maybe do a whole fake heritage…

Later, at a bar:

Unbelievable. She saw him backing up and still cut him off!

It’s potentially not dead. It’s just not in the current lineup. The biggest resistance to a positive result is that dealer outlets weren’t sure how much to charge for the MiEV.