Yeah, my wife says I’m a tool, her favorite:p

Pikachu!

Quien es mas macho? HappyTeslaOwner es más macho!

Someone’s gonna look at your username and come to a different conclusion lol

You’re a tool?

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

Quien es más macho? Chubacabra es más macho!

Quizas es un charco.

No, es un gato. No hay chupacabra aqui.

Tu tienes un gato con grande huevos!

I kinda want a double wide so I can do that now.....

You can spend $1000 (JALOPNIK DISCOUNT) on mine instead:

Adjusting the attitude by lowering the Altitude brah

I have no problem with the miles, modifications, and price separately. But the combination of the 3 is a crackpipe. Here is what it would take for a NP for me:

To be fair, the 76ers aren’t used to seeing anyone on their court that actually matters.

I see what you did there. Have a free star.

Q3 was a gimmick designed to stabilize Tesla pre-merger. They need to raise more cash and are using the Q3 profit gimmick to do so. Musk himself said this in an email:

at the Kum and Go

It would have been great if they had called out the owner in the press release. “Gary, bring back your X3. It might catch on fire. Our bad, dude.”