happyteslaowner
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happyteslaowner

Yes you sure as hell can. The Aurora is a wonderful car and that person is a connoisseur.

No.

Equally applicable for the early 90s Florida prep school crowd. Or so I’ve heard.

His mistress?

I wish I had an army, so I could also meme with extreme prejudice.

To drop Hitler, that joke needed to be a shit ton funnier.

How on earth am I supposed to carry ladies and gentlemen? I’m not a fucking bus.

It looks like he fought...

If oil prices start climbing up, all those unemployed workers in North Dakota and Texas will be back at work at the shale wells, and prices will tumble down again soon enough.

three centers, one giant trench coat. problem solved.

I’m not religious myself, but I come from a family of pretty progressive Christians (One of whom is a pastor) who are all pro-LGBT, anti-discrimination in any form, pro social justice/equality, treating everyone with respect and kindess, and all that other “treat others the way you would hope to be treated” stuff.
So

Tie an inner tube to the back of a three wheeled ATV (back before those fuckers got banned for being so tippy) and let a mildly buzzed 17 year old drag you around a supposedly frozen lake and nearby snow covered field.

I used to work at McLaren engines where this was built so I’ve seen this vehicle up close and know the guys that built it. This is definitely a relic of the F&F era which doesn’t do it any favors looks wise. However the work done on it is top notch. These guys were building all the Ford Racing vehicles as well as all

I would opt for an International Scout II and swap in an LS motor

You could have been keeled!

Hey, Pittsburgh people: if any of you steal one of these Ubers, email us and tell us what it’s like at tips@jalopnik.com.

Wait..so this is real?

Their articles get reviewed by Univision legal, per that annoyingly long Giz post. So good on all the parties involved.

That was great, thank you. I loved the AI speech because it was as he played: full-hearted, fearless, unapologetic, awkward, and unconventionally self-aware. It made me a little teary.