32 minutes? Dude, you need an editor. That’s way to long for this medium. If Sherwood Schwartz could tell a story in 22 minutes with six speaking characters, you should be able to pare this down. You seem like a nice guy and all, but no.

This year, I had five football players ask me to adjust their grades after the semester or to let them to extra/makeup work after the semester had ended so that they could bump a D to a C, or an F to a D. I said no to all five, and a few expressed astonishment. Clearly, they’re getting special treatment from some…

It’s ok Mike, buncha’ Nancy’s here gettn’ upset bout nothin’

It would mess up the perfect ratio to kick him off and not replace with another Ginger; however subbing in a Red Golden Retriever would get rid of so much shouting, add a degree of compliance and give the other hosts some bit of pet therapy while they wait to say their lines. Win Win If I do say so myself.

Congratulations, Mr. Turbolence88 Can’t Go Zoom-Zoom Without A Turbo, on COTD! I have a laptop for you which this lovely girl will deliver to you as soon as she gets a car.

I know this is not remotely anywhere near the same level as a LaFerrari, but I have a Torklift hitch that comes out my rear foglight blank, and I mainly use it for a bike rack, but I have to say, the WRX makes a fine tow vehicle.

Tim Kurkjian is legit one of the nicest men I’ve ever met.

That’s a sheep shot.

Having seen this chilled out bear, Jay Cutler says he will never get the shingles vaccine.

Whattttt. The s80 v8 is amazing... My father has an ‘09 with aftermarket exhaust and moderate tune and that thing is an absolute blast to drive.

Ugh. No kidding they are morons. Hold the phone landscape idiots.

ya im totally dead

With the May software update the unlock behavior become selectable. They also add Spotify as an app. You get the update when you take the car in for “sunroof recall”. The nanny’s at Volvo are afraid someone might decapitate themselves. They also add driver profiles that link to the keys.

I had the misfortune of sitting in one while we finalized paperwork for the XC60 we bought in March. That’s not a typo: it was my misfortune. My significant other warned me that I probably shouldn’t since I was already drooling in it’s general direction, but I went ahead and sat in it anyways. Ballaban is right: it’s…

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Personally, I did Nazi anything wrong with it.

I’ve used this system several times successfully, placing dozens of the specialized screws to quiet really squeaky floors, both carpeted and hardwood. However, the system is not as easy to use as the TOH crew made it look. Determining joist direction and location under carpeted floors can be very difficult. The system…