Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.
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He has Manson-lamps!
The cynic in me says that the idea isn’t to prevent the crime, just to punish you once you’ve committed it, there’s more money in punishment than prevention.
Easy Elin...easy now. Just put the club down, and we’ll talk it out.
The prodigal juggalette returns.
Don’t grey me, bro!
Without Emory, there would be no Aston and no Doug on Jalopnik. The sticker stays!
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Congratulations to Conan O’Brien, who managed to take the hot-take superfund site that was Cam Newton’s press…
Leave Sly and the family alone.
Little David Silva giggled excitedly, running up the stairs while clutching a white paper bearing the club’s letterhead. He hopped in his race car bed, pulled the sheets over his head, and read the words over and over again while holding a pen light in his mouth. He hadn’t been this happy since his buddy Juan moved to…
Why not have both :-) ?
1) The league already voted to remain static when they had the opportunity to completely undermine what the team was doing. Most insiders expected a 29-1 vote for lottery reform before last season, and the vote came out 17-13, well short of what was needed to pass. So, while they may say otherwise for PR purposes,…
Guns don’t kill people, Arsenal does.
Yesterday, Arsenal’s Aaron Ramsey scored in a 3-3 draw with Liverpool. This morning, the world learned that Alan…
“Fuck you, Bobby.”
I found her CDL Instructor.....
It’s Mississippi, they may have miscounted what floor he was on.
Hi guys, thanks for the flowers but in fact I was 4 to 5 yards away from the car when I blew it up. 10 feet would have been a little dangerous. Best regards from the Ole World, Wolfgang