happyteslaowner
HappyTeslaOwner
happyteslaowner

Use a formula: estimate the numbers of similar cars still in circulation and inversely you will recognize the “duty”your soul (as a Editor-in-Chief of Jalopnik) feels about the necessity of caring for the car.

At least they’re very fine Split fans, not all of them are giving a nazi salute in the last pic. And even so, they’ve never been associated with nazis before:

Beauty is only skin deep; true beauty is what is on the inside.

Me as the co-pilot

So the seller also owns a Range Rover which means one of two things:

How far into the future would inflation take today’s $7k to be worth $48k?

Does this mean I have to walk all 18 holes at my golf course now?

Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein are both changing their last names to Moskovitz.

John Davies would wax poetically about a base level 2013 Sentra if given the chance. I love him for it, but using his bonafieds for liking a car is like saying, “But my mom thought my painting of a cat was nice!”

Somewhere a Six Flags supervisor is searching frantically for his missing “Automobile de Valor” in the “It’s a Small Earth Afterall” car-tracked kiddy ride.

OK, video is up. I can go back to reading the articles.

I usually watch video attached to any article as often as I would buy Playboy for the articles back in the day, but I wish there was video of your runs in the Deomon.

And with the swift kick at the accelerator, Jim Bob and Amberlynn announced they was having a boy AND a girl. And drank, the small town of Sherwood, it did that night.

Now that I read your article on Hooniverse, it’s like I watched Mall Santa get in his 2016 Jetta and drive home instead of his sleigh.

If I were a fat guy and M5 coat wouldn’t fit, I might think about this. Or I could use my crack pipe for 6 months, lose the weight and get an M5.

What someone puts up their bus butt should be no on else’s business...but that said NP, That’s Jam, because Jelly don’t shake like that.

The classiest way to enjoy toplessness for under $5k this side of a week in the French Riviera.

The $4k version even has an engine — I really assumed it didn’t have one. NP even if it has a salvage title on it.

I was only 13, not taking acid.

This is actually a pretty good representation of 13-year old me making my to-do list for my 3rd summer fort.