happyteslaowner
HappyTeslaOwner
happyteslaowner

dr/tl. Did they anal probe you for contraband? Just lonely, I mean wondering.

Once you see a face in a dashboard it seems like you can't un-see it. Have you ever been part of a program that noticed a face before production and changed/couldn't change before it went out the door?

If you take the left lane, you will be returned to the normalcy you've always lived in, forever caught in the trapping of dreary acceptance of physics and its limitations.

the S Class seems pretty happy too.

hi @blackberry? How do i replace my phone. Some1 put cheez-doodle dust everywhere and it won't work. Thanks, @stephenasmith.

This was reported a few months ago. Also the hack is basically getting access to the Tesla iPhone app.

Knowing that her interior is black seems a little TMI.

brilliant observation! And your timing is impeccable.

If you can't be bothered to find a screw to align your license plate, should I really trust you with a propane conversion? CP.

nice review — but the score adds up to 68 (like the header says) and your value at the end says 70.

"Well, there was that time in Vero Beach in '67 when Joe took a couple balls to the chest...

thanks, I'll sail you later?

How ship-faced do you have to be to have a threesome with two 60-year olds?

Come for Drew's Funbag, stay for Samer's Kitty Porn.

In the hands of a pro, this would be something awesome. In the hands of anyone with the determination to access and personalize his/her Tesla this ends up as a fiery inferno where the deepest pockets are picked first.

Tired, but true:

9:00 am? 9:00 am?!?!? I am now 30 minutes more productive today. God Bless you Travis!

SDSU Aztec leaves the reservation.

Raphael, can someone pull the panties from the bunch it created in your bum crack?

I like it