Fuck YESS!!!

If you need to be told this, your parents failed you.

Megyn Kelly Today: Because Nothing Else Is Really On™

I’m watching Megyn Kelly.

Megyn Kelly Palette - 9/25/17-11/1/17

Adrien Brody?

It drives me absolutely batty when people write about “loosing” things.

No, the Worst is how “led” keeps getting spelled as “lead” - if the second word is being pronounced as the first, you’re referring to a fucking metal. If you want to refer to leading in the past tense? IT’S “LED”, DINGUSES!

The worst is how the word “whoa” has suddenly become “woah”.

Sexual harassment was a character on Entourage.

He’s raped two friends of mine. He is a monster.

Obviously Catalina is Wonder Woman!

My dog Moose, as Pamplemousse La Croix

Ruth Bader Ginsbark. Dress for the job you want. ✌🏼

if they don’t air the last season i’ll be disappointed. once again my hopes for a woman president are dashed by a lecherous old man.

Some joke about House of Cards collapsing.

This seems like an overreaction to a single three decade-old allegation, so I’m assuming there’s got to be more Spacey news to come.

Seriously, I didn’t come this far to not get my god damn season with Claire as president and/or taking out a hit on Francis.

Is this where I can show off my daughter who did a mashup this year of her two favorite things: Draco and Corn. Comin at ya: DraCorn Malfoy.

Drugs? I think Selena has hidden it fairly well, but I think she had a bad drug habit. The Weeknd makes no bones about his use.