I’m not ugly, I’m just poor.

Lucky her, her mother is actually a nice person.

god this gif. what a fucking schlub (i dont know what a schlub is, it just sounded right)

Wow, who’d of thought someone with zero political experience, a genetic predisposition to early onset alzheimer’s, and profoundly stupid would be so fucking bad at his job?

This. As someone who is currently serving, I think it is important that people realize that the military is disproportionately made up of poor people, people of color, immigrants (including DACA recipients) and yes, LGBT people (like me!). There are numerous worthwhile discussions to be had about the size, cost, and…

I vividly remember when the issue of Seventeen with her on the cover arrived in my mailbox. I was 11 or 12. I ranted to my mom about how unattractive she was and how ridiculously obvious that her rich daddy had bought her this magazine cover. I remember being, like, really mad about it.

It’s reasonable to predict they go down together (which may be the first time Pence goes down; but that’s Mother’s problem).

My eyes!

It’s like bailing a sinking row boat with a bucket. The good news is, his dipshit tweeting is its own smoking gun and he can’t even make strides in his hate legislating. Fucking moron.

Souls are overrated.

Papadopoulos was working for the Trump campaign trying to set up meetings between the campaign and Russian contacts/officials. He plead guilty to lying to the FBI about Russia in early October, which seems to indicate he flipped. He’s likely been spilling the tea on all these fuckers for weeks. Watch Donald Jr. get…

I think it’s much more likely he will be encouraged to flip for a more lenient sentence, so we can get at some bigger, juicier, oranger fish.

I’d like Mueller to go to Jared.

By handling it this way Spacey is giving fuel to the crackpots who conflate homosexuality with pedophilia.

They are grody after one wear, because they are socks that need to be washed.

They are grody.

Planned obsolescence, or built-in obsolescence, in industrial design and economics is a policy of planning or designing a product with an artificially limited useful life, so it will become obsolete (that is, unfashionable or no longer functional) after a certain period of time. The rationale behind the strategy is to…

I honestly thought this was going to be an article about socks for my knockers.

Because normally (or at least much preferably) men only “take a look” from afar as opposed to getting in sniffing range.