Anyone can have a podcast. That’s why there are so fucking many of them.

It does. I wonder if the writer’s GF smacks the shit out of him like Anfisa does with Jorge. I don’t know if you’ve been watching the mostly very boring reunion, but they definitely hit Anfisa with a few tranquilizer darts beforehand. Otherwise my dream of seeing her rip out all of Pao’s mismatched extensions would…

Sounds kind of like the Jorge/Anfisa thing on “90 Day Fiance” show. that is pretty much a shit show. At least they aren’t married like the 2 on TV are.

This Jack Handy Deep Thoughts quotation has nothing to do with the movie, but I just love and want to share it, esp. with you, Goddess, since you are often the author of ironic understatement:

Exactly. The advice about her foisting child rearing for a newborn on him is garbage. He’s not invested in the relationship. If his lady can’t move to him, he WILL move to her, and if LW thinks he’s going to put in his work as a father, let him prove it otherwise.

Oh, also read Nora Ephron’s “Heartburn” like, right damn now. It will help.

LW 1: GET OUT. Do not listen to this advice here and get out now. It’s not going to get better.

The amount of time that affair continued, along with the lengths he went to to cover it up tell me one thing: He won’t stop. He sounds messed up. You sort of have to be to carry something on like that for so long. My husband carried on a affair for a long time and eventually came clean to me. He also has some…

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you DTMFA!

I know we will have to co-parent, regardless of the outcome, so we are both seeking counseling in order to work through issues to be better parents. I just don’t know what is right, or at least, what other people would do in a situation like this.

Hmm, drawing the line at proposing after you’ve put your group courtship of a woman up for public consumption on television isn’t principled. To paraphrase Churchill we’ve already established what you are, now we’re just negotiating your price.

Should have gone to Eric.

It probably involves her in multiple settings of a dream sequence, her flying at some point, a car, a bed, a black-and-white segment, everything super child-like, blah, blah, blah, I’m bored already.

I mean, if looks are anything to go by. . . Interesting tidbit, in the days before blood testing/DNA, to determine disputed paternity, judges would simply look at the alleged parent and child. That was perfectly legal.

And since Bjork was mentioned, she is going to release a new song on September 18 and that makes me utterly happy.

When I read that my mind pictured Jon Lovitz and I was like this is a really weird joke that I don’t get.

I don’t know anything about men’s clothing, but Frank Jr’s jacket looks too small?? Bad dressers together.

I definitely read John ‘Lovitz’ and had a full on mental breakdown for a second there.

If you do it right, the “D” is never silent... :)

That disco ball is there because of me! My company works with his architect and I was tasked with sourcing and ordering that giant gold disco ball.