I think they look like the sewing pattern photos on Simplicity. I would have sewn the shit out of the red dress on the left.

Are these actual photos? Like, taken in modern times? Or are you fucking with us by using images from the Fall 1990 JC Penney catalog?

YAAAAAS! YAAAAAAAAAAAS! Bring me all the stirrup pants, legwarmers, and big hair! I’m tired of looking at kids dressed like it’s the 70s. Whether it was the first 70s nostalgia, or the 90s inspired by the 70s nostalgia, or might be 90s nostalgia but it’s really 70s nostalgia gone wrong. FUCK ALL OF IT!

Yeah, me too, I even answer to the trolls sometimes, since they took their time to write me “fuck you” or “I hope you die”.

Oh man, flashbacks to wearing stirrups pants as a kid. I remember them never being as fitted as the ones in that photo. Then when we’d outgrow them, my mom would cut the stirrup part off so that the stirrup wouldn’t pull our pants down.

My first thought “They can fuck off with stirrup pants!”

“Find” should only be used as a verb.

Are those stirrup pants with the red heels? I’m fine with leggings but I draw the line at stirrup pants.

First they came for the greys...

If you knew one thing about Ally McBeal, it was they had a co-ed bathroom. Every time we get another redneck hollering about trans people in the wrong bathroom, I think of this damn show. I didn’t even watch it.

My favorite use for this stuff is to get rid of fruit flies. Put a 1/2 inch or so in a small jar, roll up a small cone from paper that will fit in the top of the jar - keep it a couple inches up from the cider, set it out and watch those little buggers go in and be unable (too stupid?) to get out.

I was born in ‘69, my sister in ‘68, and I remember my mom telling us that with one of us, she shared a recovery room with a woman who’d had a c-section. The woman SCREAMED in pain when she had to move. I know it’s better today, but being cut open to deliver a baby is serious business.

You can’t hear me, but I’m applauding your rant.

I think she wears opera gloves at times which give she a soap opera villian vibe.

eyeroll, I really don’t hate anyone, OK? But women’s media can stop selling George Clooney’s alleged attractiveness to me yesterday.

I’m pretty sure Rande Gerber is a creep. This is the guy who publicly said after wife Cindy Crawford gave birth to their son that he missed her old body. What a keeper.

George is mos def drunk. Rande Gerber gives me the creeps.

I was trying to be nice by calling her that instead of just saying “she dresses ridiculously,” because she does. Which is fine, she’s not hurting anyone, but just because she is tall and rail-thin with gorgeous dark hair, arched eyebrows, and red lipstick, and can afford very expensive clothing, it doesn’t make her a s…

I was thinking more along the lines that they always get a ton of good, excited press and public attention whenever they have a baby.

Unpopular opinion: George Clooney is not all that handsome and seems like a complete dick with his love of practical jokes. And now this pear-shaped, potato-faced wang—who everyone inexplicably insists is the ultimate catch—is calling his son a “thug” and his daughter “elegant”? George Clooney sucks, people.