If you can’t take care of your family on $8.50 an hour, you’re just not eating enough dirt!

Nothing like an article about tipping to wake up everyone’s inner cheapskate

I feel like I am being kidnapped. I don’t want to go with you to a second location, Taylor.

I have reacted to this the same way I reacted to the first single, i.e. declared it to be a tyre fire and then immediately committed to listening to it on repeat for the next three days solid in the sure knowledge that I am going to end up accidentally loving it. I am so confused in my feelings. I am liking both posts…

Finally listened to LWYMMD from beginning to end on the car radio yesterday (I’ve been actively avoiding it). Jeez. What a terrible terrible song. Aside from being musically bad (like really bad), the content is reprehensible. Why does she make herself a victim? She lied and tried to use her white girl-ness to bury…

Because the less thirsty ones only start talking about it when they really start to show and by then there are only a couple of months to go.

I didn’t choose celibacy, celibacy chose me. I miss sex but I’m also like Cher from Clueless: “You’ve seen how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.”

I am totally embracing celibacy too, whether I want it or not.

All that gushing? I smell a divorce......

Eh, please don’t. Cards are trash that you can’t throw away because sentimental feelings. They pile up and take up space you need for things of actual value. If all you’re saying is “Happy Birthday!” please do it on my facebook wall, much more eco-friendly.

I eye roll hard when I see it if it’s over the top (more than just a happy birthday lol) but if my boyfriend did it I admit I would like it...it’s flattering to be shown off.

“After considering it for several seconds, I have concluded that Kim Kardashian’s daughter is not the replacement for Donald Trump that I would pick.”

That’s because the cats are all still hiding in the corner of the attic that is invisible to human eyes. They are all fine, and disdain your concern. They’ll come out when they’re ready.

I’m glad you asked. When Mueller’s report is released. Guaranteed.

Yes. I think we’re all familiar with the situation in North Korea. This was about the unconscious omission of the tweet. He says that talking is not the answer but says nothing about extortion not being so.

Every time I look at Kushner, this is the first picture that I think of.

Sex? With Kushner? You think she would be cheating on daddy like that?

Looking at that picture, I tried to imagine them having sex and all I could come up with was this...

“First, I must confess that over the last few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Council-er or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate who is…

so i prefer to bag my own groceries. i have even been commended for my speed and style. offered the lucrative position of bagger on multiple occasions. but i do it for the thrill, not the money.