The Queen worked as a truck mechanic in a motor pool for the Army during World War II, and apparently likes driving. There’s a famous story about receiving the king of Saudi Arabia at one of her estates and terrifying him by driving him at speed off road in her Land Rover.

Whaaaaaat I did not know the Queen drives!! When the baby royals were born, everyone was all, “Look at WILLIAM driving them HOME in his CAR” like he was a horse walking on his hind legs. That old broad gets behind the wheel? GOOD FOR HER. Downton Abbey has taught me that driving is common but not for the Queen,…

Trump owned miss usa not miss america which makes no sense because miss america is a feeder program for a job at fox news or the 500 club. Signed, someone who actually participated in the cluster a hundred years ago.

How cute is it that s/he thinks that you even have the option of “just teaching.” As if the fucked up family lives of these children doesn’t permeate their waking hours. You know, those hours where they’re supposed to be learning but can’t because Mom and Dad, Mom and Mom or Dad and Dad can’t get their shit together…

That picture really looks like a girl and her dad on family vacation.

Unfortunate that Robin Thicke’s 22 year old girlfriend (he hooked up with when she was 19/20) is pregnant.

Sounds like there was a terrible accident that they don’t explain, and the vet tried to put the dog back together, but it was unsuccessful and Ducky died. I’m assuming the usual, car, coyote, bigger dog?

Either I didn’t have enough coffee this morning or this dirtbag was hard to read?

yes i’d really like a clearer explanation of this
was it a star-trek-style transporter accident or

“unsuccessful attempt at reassembling the dog’s organs”

My sister has a similar arrangement with her ex-husband. It is a huge pain.

Well, you’re right that you shouldn’t, because a cult is not a religion. The only reason we call Scientology a religion is because that’s how they manage to not pay taxes on their obscene wealth.

No mention that Thicke is about to become a father again by a girlfriend who’s almost half his age? He is so much yuck.

It will be so hard when Veronica dies. She’s my little buddy.

“I’ll never understand the sex appeal of a boozy cigarette-withered middle-aged man with a hairpiece fondly nicknamed a rat, not to knock Frank Sinatra.”

Hopefully this asshole

I feel you on this. I made all of His Nibs’ baby food unless I was actually too sick to cook, including a variety of meats, vegetables, and carbs, all ground up in a mini-Cuisinart and spiced and herbed with a variety of flavors so that he would start his life with an adventurous palate.

These boring bitches, who gives a fuck

Doesn’t end with a one word stinger. Lame!