Who would hire a Kardashian as your attorney?

I’m not going to make fun of Kourtney Kardashian, even if I’m not sure online law school exists (maybe a pre-law bachelors does?). I mean, good for her, it’s a more worthy goal than the fake lips and ridiculous Pepsi ads the rest of the family peddles. Also, online courses are the only available option for lots of…

If the bikini fits you must acquit.

That creepy-ass attic bathroom is done in high-end Appalachian Perv Style. And then there’s the cameras.

Hey y’all I know we’re talking about Brad Pitt and all but do you mind me changing the subject because I just got creeped the f out. So I’m apartment shopping currently (which in Austin is a nightmare) and I came across what seemed like a rather nice duplex near downtown (almost too good to be true).

So I clicked on…

I have also seen turtle neck sweaters that are also somehow and for some reason I’ll never understand- v-neck sweaters. I mean look- I can be indecisive ok? I get it- but that usually only ever results in each toenail being a different color. And that’s universally recieved as cute and fun and not batshit crazy.

really because where I live it was promoted heavy to the point that i rhought they were going to give free screenings

Can anyone pin point me to the blooper real for that grapefruit scene because I want to know how many takes that took.

Baby Driver!? I guess it’s probably a fun movie. But, seeing the face of Ansel Elgort trying to look cool in those trailers, destroyed it for me.

God, so true. Most of my facebook friends are like, my actual friends (or at least were at one point) and are generally pretty restrained but luckily the people who post absurd drama on facebook are the same people who don’t know/don’t care about privacy settings. Every once in a while a friend of a friend goes off…

I know Zuck tries to tell us Facebook/social media is going to change the world, build stronger connections, and make everything better.

He looks like the hippie you’re not supposed to follow to a second location.

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I wonder if Kate ever griefs him over his ‘type’? That’s a conversation I would love to hear.

It’s nice to see Kate & Leo again. I wish they’d do another movie together (I’m ignoring Revolutionary Road because it made me want to kill myself.) They’re actually building a Titanic II IRL so when that sinks, maybe they’ll do a sequel?

Story time.

Really? It takes me back to Lindy’s review, which was epic.

45 can’t bring himself to mention any woman, even a murdered one, without framing it around whether he finds her attractive or not.

It’s like a fanny pack for your entire lower body.

Love my cargo shorts. There is one pocket for bits of string and another separate one for tinfoil pieces!