I mean, that’s there when I click on the article but it’s not on the main page, and it’s not a tag. I usually click the dirt bag in the banner to see all the tagged items at once and since this isn’t a tag, it doesn’t show up in the list. It’s just less easy than get to is all.

I have a one year old and legit DO NOT KNOW how anyone has more than one. I’m beat.

I wish they could just decide what they want with Jezebel and Gizmodo. Now they’re all over the place

I know a woman who has 6 boys. 6. Boys.

Automatic no-go if a dude uses one in his dating profile. Sadly, very common.

Warm towels are like cat crack at my home :) That and clean socks?!?

Snapchat filters freak me out. This is how I know I’m old.

Ah, I see. I’m not done yet, so hopefully I didn’t jinx myself. I’m happy to provide furniture-related posts for this blog. :)

My cats have never been box types, but here’s Peanut in the laundry:

Haha! That feels too real (she says, wincing for Past Me and the dicks of yore).

Wow, did you read my mind? Spent the last couple of hours with a rubber mallet, and had a small a-ha moment, no thanks to the shitty diagram. For anyone who cares: it’s better to secure the holes in the back first. Thanks for the input!

Yes everyone, it is a weird day! I can’t elaborate but there is way too much drama going on with a family that I’m petsitting for over the weekend. I’m like um... if they don’t come back, these are a LOT of pets I’m in charge of.

My sliced pebbles came on a net sheet, it was a pretty easy install that way.

If it makes you feel any better being in a relationship with men is a whole lot of emotional labor and stress as well. My dude who I love and who is great and the best man I’ve ever dated is still a fucking man baby when it comes to dealing with his emotions like a big boy sometimes. We got in a fight earlier today so…

I’d wager that women handle stress WAYYYYYYYYYYY BETTER than men can. That one really bowled me over too.

That photo is so creepy, and that’s AFTER they’ve cropped out the statue of parrots fucking.

It’s not fair to judge him by what he wears, says, and does.

“He likes to wear a T-shirt with a photo of a young girl sitting on the knee of an older man, reading “ACCEPTING APPLICATION 4A SUGAR BABY,”...”

“I can show you my bank account. I don’t have any assets. I don’t have money, just enough to live. I don’t have money for a sugar baby.”

If you’re voting for a Sex and the City character, Miranda seems like the most practical choice. She’s a lawyer, she’s no-nonsense. I refuse to believe Cynthia Nixon is not actually Miranda Hobbes.