I LOVED Tampa. Her no-holds-barred version of what a sociopath really was fantastic. And the cover designs!

There are way more fun ways to share that amount of saliva.

Meghan Markle’s Guide to Dressing Like an Adult for Work:

This is going to the top of my list for baby shower gifts. If such a invention had existed during my giant leaky tits/new nursing mom days, I would have never taken the damn thing off.

Trying to figure out how I can use this for night sweats.

I am pretty convinced I’d have a tit escape immediately if I tried to DO anything in it. Like, standing, probably fine. Anything involving any form of bending is going to just... blop out of the little pouch.

your anatomy must work different than mine. getting into a sports bra is a 15-20 minute procedure.

this would eliminate boob sweat but it would also show my food baby

SWEET JUSTICE, thy name is the Bravo editing department. Those bitches have gotten CATTY.

New tagline:

I came here immediately when I heard for the comments. Props to you all, I am not disappointed.

“Single and ready to mingle” Luann is the best Luann. Yes.

GODDAMNIT!* WE CANNOT HAVE NICE THINGS!

OMG NOW IS MY CHANCE!!!!!!! ADAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom D’Agostino (not of the grocery D’Agostinos)

Sonja is already texting him “im so sry im here if u want to talk... ;)“

Real Housewives GIFs truly are a thing of beauty!

“He loved the nurse, not the reality star” is the most bullshit thing about this. Tom fucked that ENTIRE cast and like you say, made many cameos on the show. He is literally the East Coast Slade Smiley.

You’re joking. Stevie Wonder could see this a mile away but I honestly thought they would make it a little longer. She really had the blinkers on. At least we’ll get to have fun, slutty Luann back next season!

I’m sure there’s some German word for what I’m feeling.