It’s because we need ninjas.

Guess who is now the owner of this window and the world’s largest house key?

I forever gave up on Dani as incorrigibly stupid when she spurned Jorah’s love.

Mmmmm if Jorah wasn’t such a Nice Guy(TM) he might be hotter, but his character arc has always irritated me. Davos’ hotness is increased by his adorable relationship w/ Shireen and his general good sense (well, except for that whole thing where he backed Stannis).

I’m not the only one who thinks Davos is kinda hot right?

I dunno about the incest. Jon and Dany didn’t have any chemistry. But I don’t know if that’s more because of the actors (Clarke and Harrington are far, far from the greatest thespians on GoT) than the intentions of the writers

I’m trying to figure out if the lack of chemistry was intentional or just the byproduct of bad acting/no chemistry between the actors?

I kept thinking that in a fair world Diana Rigg would’ve been cast as Daenerys, and they’d work some CGI magic to make her younger. She’s just the greatest.

Jon and Dany are definitely going to bang but I saw the opposite of chemistry there. Like they seemed bored to be there.

On Bran: right?! Like, seriously, what the fuck was that? “It’s snowing, just like that day...it was beautiful...you, in your wedding white...I’m talking about when you got brutally raped btw...I saw it, with my magical eye...I’m the Three-Eyed Raven...don’t ask me to explain, it’s too complicated for you ” Dafuq!

The most laughable part of this whole episode was the post-episode commentary telling us how riveting the meeting of Ice and Fire was when in reality it was the wet blanket one expected it to be when Pouty McPoutersen and Starey McStarey finally met.

“Even when you thought you were alone - you weren’t alone. But now that you’re here with family and you’re not alone - we’re all weird as fuck and you’re kind of alone.”

Even without the shitty undercurrents of, “Oh hey, raped in the name of politics,” there was a lot of crummy subtext there. I know she’s going to…

Wish Olenna ended up on the Iron Throne just for how brilliant every bit of dialogue would be.

when they announced his name, i spent 2 whole days beign unable to fully concentrate because i kept writing bohemian rhapsody parody lyrics in my head. never fully coalesced in a full parody but some good limes were “scaramucci, scaramucci, can you do the trumps scandal” and “nothing really matters, anyone can see,…

Dude I so feel you on all of this. Last Christmas I told my family that we wouldn’t be doing holidays with them this year (husband and I). We couldn’t look forward to our time off because it was getting up at 6am every holiday to jump in the car and drive to them, sleep on the floor while we were there and them speed…

It is unreasonable for adults to expect people to make a big deal and travel for their birthdays unless it is a milestone.

Wow, I’m not a billion years late to one of these? It’s a miracle!

Need advice/opinions about mothers: I’m 31. My mom’s in her 60s. For really the first time ever, I’m living truly away from family. (other times were school). My mother got really upset that I made other plans on her birthday. I live two states or 380 miles away. I didn’t assume I was expected to go home, and she…

I just found out I’m pregnant. My husband is out of town camping with the kids. I’m freaked out. Like happy, but I’m four years post repeat loss and never thought I’d be doing this again. Aaaaah!

I am 133 days sober today. I’m not white knuckling it, but I did take some muscle relaxers the other day for some extreme pain and the float feeling was nice.