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A preemie no less?

Meh. I did on day 6. I had to get diapers and onesies since he was super tiny.

She’s at their house, see the white kitchen in the back?

That's their house!

My hotel phobic brain just heard “a stranger is going come in and touch all my stuff”.

Welcome to life as a reality tv accessory, baby!

Clearly her favorite son is Scott

One boob is bigger than her entire baby.

sometimes I feel like why buy chip clips because these chips are never going to go bad as I am going to eat the ENTIRE BAG RIGHT NOW/

To be honest I tend to just toss the entire chip bag into this large tupperware (like the sets they sell for flour, rice etc.), still in the bag so I don’t have to wash the tupperware later. I live in a really humid city so I am not sure how much a chip clip would do.

Are you some kind of heathen who doesn’t first fold the corners of your chip bags inward to make a pointed triangle such that the clothespin chip clip’s pressure is most efficiently used?

Some of the comments on that blog post are pure gold. Restored my faith in humanity.

Unacceptable. All those people are going straight to lleh.

It’s everything that I dreamed of. http://www.thebusybeecafe.com/order-to-go

I just want to know what he ordered. Actually, I just want to read the menu. And order food and eat it.

I’d want a T-shirt that said “I was pregnant and all I got was this baby"

I wonder what it’s like for real money to be monopoly money to you. It just must be an entirely different sort of world and thinking.

I used the same Bean backpack in high school, college, and law school. I’ve now graduated to a laptop one - has room for everything, is comfortable, semi-waterproof, and didn’t cost sixty million dollars. I’ve also been wearing the same Bean wool Ragg sweater and fleece jacket for over twenty years and both look good…