My cat wiggled OUT of the harness!

Thank you!  My favorite SNL commercial of all time :)

wtf is up with those boots

I’ve used 1/4 cup of applesauce for one egg in baking breads before. Here’s a good chart for substitutions.  I’ve also heard you can use the water that comes from a can of chickpeas!

I’ve had a fever for over a week.  No cough yet, knock wood.  Fucking french kiss wood.

Every day there are op-eds on the NY Times site where someone with the sickness describes the symptoms. It’s very helpful to gauge one’s own symptoms against, if your husband wants to read those. There was one today by a guy named Jeremy Enger I think, or Egner. And the coronavirus coverage is free on nytimes.com,…

Also, if you’re not experiencing financial hardship, consider paying them a month’s salary in advance. You might be the only one continuing to pay them, and that money will make a big difference.

Re: Hannah B.

Love to see the lettuce sprouting up!  Beautiful garden and chickens.  What is the plastic for in the vegetable bed?  I haven’t seen that before, but I have a few neighborhood cats who have been using mine as a litter box, so maybe I can do something similar to deter them...

I have read all the comments attacking you and I can see both sides of the argument. What I thought was interesting is how knowing about Joan’s history helps me to understand why she is so bad at writing about celebrities—it’s pretty hard not to be snarky about all that shallow bullshit when you are struggling to…

Can you recommend alternative cooking instructions for those who don’t have an air fryer?

How about Aleve? Avoid that too or all good?  Thank you!

DON’T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

She had my favorite look of the night!  Gorgeous!

If your toes hang over the edge of your shoes, you need to get a new stylist!

I am so sick of the exclamation points.

I don’t know how Kinja works but can you DM me the specific brand you are talking about if you don’t want to mention it here?  I’d appreciate it, thanks!

Thanks for posting the link. 

The funny thing is, any one of us would be happy to proofread it for them (and get a sneak peek at Dirt Bag) so it’s not like they’d even need to pay for copy editors...

Have they ever done a coffee-flavored Oreo?  I would buy that in a heartbeat.