Yeah the nail polish remover baffled me. Throw in some cotton balls you freak.  Also, just, no. Frequent guests indeed.

Cause I’d totally be down to have kids too if I didn’t have to live with them!

Oh, and: I would. He takes care of himself, and seems insecure enough to not want you to think he’s a bad lover, so I think he would really go the extra mile.

As I replied to someone else above, he did buy a friend-of-a-friend a $$$$$ handbag, so, I feel like the shopping would happen.

Yes I too have a friend-of-a-friend who was his MUCH YOUNGER girlfriend for a time. Lived with him. Earned a ridiculously expensive handbag—we’re talking 5 figures.

Scary Island 4eva

Oh god the exclamation points.  So lazy, so dumb.  I am so sick of the tone of these dirt bags. 

Hey Joan I would welcome an update about your New York trip, wardrobe choices specifically.  How’d it go?  What did you pack?  What would have done differently?  Brrrrrrrrr

Agreed, and I would need binoculars to see that TV from bed.

Thank you for bringing Lainey into this.  There goes my morning!

enter church the back way

AT LAST someone has said it: it’s not that big!!!! Listen, don’t get me wrong, I’d be grateful, but not, like, amaaaaazed. It’s a nice biggish dick, congrats already, but it’s not huge. I’m more interested in how his belly button appears to be about two inches higher than where it should be.

I’m starting now.

I have friends who did it, their catholic church mandated it before they got married, which, whatever you want to say about religion, seems sensible.  All the big topics:  MONEY, kids, your respective families.  I mean, the problem is, you can discuss all this stuff beforehand and then someone might change their mind…

I’m fine with you ragging on Becky and her daughter.  In fact, I encourage it.

I second the love for Lush shampoo bars. I don’t know which one I have right now, it’s pink and has some texture in it, almost like a loofah soap or something, and it smells like their Rose Jam body wash WHICH IS AMAZING (that’s why I bought it but I like the shampoo itself too). Lush does itself a bit of a disservice…

Replying to see if I’m grey.  Jesus.

This is a great tip.  Even the strongest vacuum won’t get those suckers out.  Can’t wait to try this!

I don’t have the Facebook app but I do have Instagram, and I have the camera and microphone access turned off.  Can someone explain to me why I am still getting very specifically targeted ads?  Like if I tell a friend my cat loves Meow Mix, next time I go on Instagram I’ll see an ad for it.  Also it sucks because…

xoxo