HOW did you keep the beautiful wreath on her head? Did she rip it off right after this picture was taken or is there some trick I need to know????

I will eat the baby

That guy always bugged me. Good riddance to arrogant attention man-whores.

GHOST HIM

I have devoted much of my life to the study of the ancient Greeks

mmmmm Simon

I appreciate you wanting to chime in with a great memory about this classic film, but you should maybe check the impulse next time you want to share a disturbing and rapey comment on this site.

In my neighborhood, when the choppers are directly over my house I know it’s because there’s an escaped convict on the loose, running down the back alley and about to jump the fence into my yard.

Good luck with the surgery. You can spend the wait time freezing lasagnas and taking long walks if your hip will allow it :)

Will you be able to use your hands? I love to crochet and it really passes the time plus you get to make cool stuff and you can have Real Housewives on in the background.

Vicodin, for me, doesn’t exactly take the pain away, it just makes the rest of my body feel so buzzed that I don’t care about the pain. Also it really constipates you. I actually saw an ad on TV the other day for some medication that was a prescription laxative specifically for people addicted to opiods. So,…

Hey sorry to hijack this person’s thread but I just wanted to reply to you personally and let you know that I have really enjoyed all of your comments on every thread tonight. You are so empathetic and give such good advice and write so clearly and just seem like a solid friend all the way around. I tried to follow…

Think of all the money you’ll save on shampoo and hair products!!! I think it looks fantastic, so fresh and a great length for your face shape. Hair grows back. So if you live with your new style for a bit and decide you can’t stand it, you can grow it out again. Good for you for taking a risk and trying something…

Yeah I was like wait, that woman can actually model

And it’s the first time I’ve seen the @SecondLady handle. I am too horrified at the prospect of who that might be to bother looking it up. SO GROSS I AM STICKING MY FINGER DOWN MY THROAT AS FAR AS IT WILL GO

You got any Louis in your awesome stash? Give us a smoldering teasing Louis!

Holy fuck never been there before but that teasing gif, YIKES A MAMA

It can’t possibly have been the first time she has ever held an aluminum can but it sure as hell looked like it. Damn that was awkward.

she wouldn’t have even made it to the part of ANTM where they get to leave the country