I knew she couldn’t model. Now I know she can’t act for shit either.

I didn’t think it could get worse than the cello on the roof.

Starting right now

If only The Bachelor would do the same...

Never stop posting. I’m always glad to see it.

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS

Instant flashback to my grandmother’s vanity seat, same one. Thanks :)

His Marc Maron interview really made me like him (Dax is who I am talking about here). Humble, smart guy who knows how lucky he is (Dax, not Maron, well actually that may also be true of Maron but he comes off as not quite as humble and sweet as Dax). There you have it.

Yeah I was just gonna say, if we are talking “a fast-acting balm that eases anxiety and gently puts me to sleep,” nothing beats the Great British Baking Show.

What about Thelma and Louise??? Holy crap.

Eileen has such strange fashion and home decor choices but yes she looked great and hey also if you’re not reading former Jezebel writer Brian Moylan’s recaps over at Vulture, here you go:

I am not casting aspersions on Erika at all, because I love her, BUT....she was acting exactly the way I act after I’ve had a few glasses of wine on an empty stomach (or on top of a valium, just saying) and get extremely weepy and insanely sensitive to any totally minor encroachment on my newly exposed vulnerability. …

Gonna highjack this if it’s even possible at this late hour to ask if anyone saw tonight’s episode of RHOBH? Hands-down the best I have ever seen (and I have seen them ALL). That’s ever, bitches. E-V-E-R. I was cackling out loud, slapping my damn knee and gasping in shock, and awe. Erika unleashes her rage at…

God yes

Omg thanks for that there goes my day

He didn’t settle. Annette Bening was THE thing at the time and the media spun it that he had finally met the most intelligent, witty, beautiful and talented woman who was his perfect match.

Annette Bening’s career was also red hot at the time, she was the new talented, beautiful and smart actress on the scene and if my memory serves it was more that Beatty snagged a rare woman who was his perfect match than that he “settled” or even that she bagged the elusive bachelor...

Also Andi’s book (Eess not okay) dishes on how bad in bed Nick is!!! She TELLS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

You can borrow my DVD set

Two Kid Dad was gold.