Raise your hand if your post-break up routine is more like: hermiting, watching horror or romance or comedy films, crying into your comfort food and declaring that you’ll never love again.

What in the holy fuck is a Stormi Bree?!?!? And people talk shit about our names...yeesh!!!

Cameron Diaz should have held out for this guy

Okay Paul Ryan, what exactly does Trump have to say before you get bothered? Asking for some friends (millions of them).

I have pretty big nipples. They always look ready to cut glass. And I’m Canadian. There is nothing like a Canadian winter to ensure that my nipples are always ready to salute.

The last time I saw a super hero movie in the theatre or even at all (before wonder woman) Michael Keaton was batman. I think I went against my will with my parents. Super heros aren’t my thing. However, I binge watched Jessica Jones and I saw Wonder Woman. I didn’t just buy a movie ticket. I went to the fancy theatre…

The worst part of that song is, once you know it, just seeing it written automatically puts it in your head. So thanks for that...

I love reading on itchy grass, holding a cup high wearing a crown of flowers.

Not this article but in general I don’t get the Leo hate. Yeah he’s a womanizer, but he doesn’t seem predatory, just two adults having a good time.

or people who have adopted. or people who wanted to have kids but couldn’t.

Thank you. I got my tubes removed last year (by choice). Best decision of my life so far. I feel really at peace with my decision not to have kids. And would appreciate it if unimaginative fuckheads could keep their bullshit opinions about kids and “that love” to their hotdamn selves. I would imagine that language is…

I’m with you. before I had a kid, I hated this sort of language, and now that I have a kid, I hate it even more. It’s so false and ridiculous.

Yeah I have a kid, and I love him to pieces, but it’s a feeling similar to when I got my cat or when my best friend had a kid. There are a million different ways to feel intense love, but, no, you don’t have to have a kid to feel something special. I felt that long before I met my husband and kid.

I watched the unrated Fifty Shades Darker last night. It wasn’t terrible, but... yeah. Anyway, I couldn’t help but wonder how awkward those sex scenes must be for them. Most actors hate sex scenes and it’s usually just making out and grinding. But he’s literally sucking on her nipples and has his chin buried in her…

She wouldn’t seem quite so bland if she WAS married to Ryan and Amber and America, though. It’s probably the most interesting sentence ever written about Blake Lively (who seems perfectly nice and for whom I bear no strong feelings. Those are the pros and cons of being bland).

I rather like the way you phrased it originally, honestly.

It makes me laugh that being an early riser is now seen as a legitimate qualification for president. I can’t wait to tell my mother she should run for president. Also, we all need to inform our cats the next time they want breakfast at 5 a.m. It’s never too early to start thinking about their presidential campaigns.…

I can gauge my aging process by the percentage of people in Dirtbag who I am aware of and/or care about.

I know Barack is constrained by the tradition that former presidents don’t talk sh*t about how the current president is doing....

Jane Fonda looks good, but I lack a second example.