It’s hard to criticize the ACA when so many people want to take it away, but it really is a deeply imperfect thing. It’s amazing how people seem to think it’s a product of Obama’s “super-liberal” (he was a moderate) agenda, but it’s just a national version of Romneycare—which was the Republican plan for healthcare.…

They’re also like $4,600. Yeah. I could save so many puppies with that kind of cash!

Hi! Hairstylist chiming in here.

My very first thought also. Like a full half...

I legit guffawed at the use of the word “full” vis-a-vis his photograph.

His definition of “full head of hair” is pretty loose.

I’m in my thirties and I absolutely love getting older. Every year I get more comfortable with myself and enjoy life more. I find more things that interest me and I know what I am and what I am not. It’s magical.

They’re “swimsuits” insofar as they’re garments (kind of) and you could go swimming in them. But if those are the criteria for inclusion in the swimsuit edition of SI, I’d love to see the magazine go all in: give us Kate Upton in a 3-piece suit wearing flippers, or Navy SEALs in government-issued wetsuits.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

Maybe the smallest march. Fourteen of us (counting a baby) braved the drizzle in Sandy Cove, NS, Canada to march in solidarity wih our sisters worldwide.

 Was just at the march in London. I have never seen anything like it, the turnout is around 80,000+

For a while I assumed he was a football player (I think I must have also been confusing him with Joe Montana) but he’s a musician apparently?

Me too!! B/c who is French Montana?

Me too!

Oh god ok I thought it was just me.

Every time there’s a Dirt Bag item about French Montana, I misread it as French Stewart, which makes them much funnier.

Jude is right. I’m not living. I am not even human. I am a spirit who only briefly takes corporeal form to post Harry Styles gifs on Jezebel. Here’s the secret: it may not be living, but it’s wonderful.

I’m not one to normally armchair diagnose, but I’d be stunned if Trump didn’t have Narcissistic Personality Disorder. No, seriously, the man is a walking example of it.

Can we start with The Donald and his friends? That’d be great.

This was amazing. Thank you for writing!