You aren’t wrong but in this case I think it would

Alright, how about this. You can have sex with Jason Momoa, but the Donald gets to sit in the room and watch. Would you?

“ A chair affair to remember...”

Romance! I’ll pay your student loans! Romance!

I just... I love and HATE the internet. On one hand it’s really exposed me to ideas and perspectives that I wouldn’t normally encounter in the “real” world, especially things on Jez, and I consider myself a better person for those experiences.

It’s just unfortunate that the internet allows creatures like this to throw their garbage on the rest of us.

This. The spouse will avoid a fight whenever possible. Actually taking a swing or fighting back is a last resort. I’ve seen him take down people twice his width and size by simply refusing with a finality in his voice that made them BTFO in record time.

The ultimate irony is if she’s a vegetarian. How do you deal with that one, Trump?

I take this extremely seriously and I feel so heartbroken for this reporter.

Contestant: [watches video above]

Later on in the episode she responded to a question about a five-letter game with “What is hockey?” Trebek had her shook for sure.

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

Whoops. Just got out of the shower. Guess I need to head back in now.

Well, the surprising thing is the guy in the article didn’t immediately deny it or villify the accuser as a fame-whore (or any type of whore, really).

The women who came forward are SO FRICKING BRAVE.

I think that’s one of these trolls.

This is surprisingly true! Which is insane. I don’t see how other guys can’t imagine, for example:

Oh man, I didn’t know anyone else got obsessed the way I do with baking and forcing said baking onto others during times of attempted weight-loss.