As a Marylander myself who has lived and worked around and in Baltimore City all my life...you are being overly generous with that statement.

She could call Bernalillo County prosecutor Kari Brandenburg to commiserate.

And then the police are shocked (shocked!) When people distrust the police.

“Absolutely,” she said. “You should get used to 300 murders a year.”

I guess they lit this show this badly hoping people wouldn’t notice how ugly everything is. Makes sense.

Don’t make him angry!

I’m guessing the conversation had something to do with how, despite being middling box office draws, John Krasinski and Jennifer Aniston continue to have film careers despite the fact that their biggest individual success, by far, was on television.

Why must everyone criticize Donald Trump?! It’s so unfair.

After last night, I literally cannot wrap my mind around the idea that any sane person would think he is qualified to serve as president. He’s the worst sort of thin-skinned, narcissistic, no-nothing bully.

I’m an East Coast transplant that moved to western Washington ten years ago, and I’m continuously amazed by how much people love their guns out here. I say that as someone who grew up in the South. I expected it to be a “liberal paradise” of sorts, but as soon as you exit the cities it’s frightfully conservative.

I do not envy her at royal events with her squirmy daughter

You’re kind. I thought stripper, porn star...

Do you really not understand that this is exactly the kind of shit that gets said about every single POC murdered by police? And that no one ever jumps in to say, “HEY NOW YOU RAGAMUFFINS, SMOKING THE POT ISN’T SO BAD!?!” And yet here you are, doubling down on a pedantic point because you missed the entire caustic…

Wow you do not know what sarcasm is.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she was an aspiring rapper.

You know what works? Fear of death.

I still can’t believe that we have this quote, that we need to use this quote so often, that this quote gets so much backlash, that the quote had to be “dumbed down” to make it palatable, that we have now a “new” quote, and that we need to use this quote so often

When Marc Jacobs is basically quoting Stephen Colbert (The fictional conservative host, not the real life Stephen) sincerely and without a trace of irony, then you know he is pretty damn tone deaf.

“funny how you don’t criticize women of color for straightening their hair.”