Sure, you mean like when Obama said Mexicans are rapists and called a rival a nasty woman that he was going to send to prison? Or that he would deport Muslims by the millions. If you can’t see the difference between Obama and Trump, or Clinton and Trump, I’m not really sure what to tell you.

She’s this ethereal flower child and very lovely until this election. Some of my liberal friends went a little loony over this election.

He’s not yet asshole. I know the Constitution better than Donald, let me fucking tell you. I’m especially fond of the First Amendment, which he isn’t.

Legally, he will be my president and I will follow American laws. This is a sign of protest. He does not represent me in any way, shape or form. He is openly bigoted and sexist. He lied like his pants were on fire. He encouraged Russian espionage. He benefitted from egregious FBI actions. His fellow Republicans…

My own little protest in my home office windows. I wish I were marching in the streets right now instead.

I’ve now had two trolls suggest that I take personal responsibility and just not have sex if I don’t want to pay for birth control. The first was obvious trolling. The second was a long response and seemed reasoned until I realized, this asshole is playing the long con of trolling. “I’m not trying to be that…

Miraculously — or because of condoms — she does not. It’s a good thing, too, because she also thinks vaccinations are totally evil.

I just ate finally at 3pm. Hangover city. Am about to start drinking again. Fuck this day forever.

Oh, look, these fuckers are trolling. DISMISS, BITCH.

Here is an inspiring and reassuring letter from the president of the University of Washington to students, staff, and faculty; it gives me back a shred of hope for humanity:

She is one of those earth child, third party people who thought HRC was so corrupt blah blah blah. I like her and it took serious self-control to hold my tongue.

Someone on my FB page posted about how Planned Parenthood has only been around for 100 years and women managed our health just fine before that. Um, no we fucking didn’t. We had babies we didn’t want and died in childbirth.

I was going to make a snarky remark about American taxpayers picking up the tab for her wardrobe, but turns out that’s not true. Still, she’s got Donald bankrolling her. He doesn’t have to pay taxes, after all.

Oh, it would totally be chained in the backyard. And he’d make various Democrats pick up the poop.

I wish I had photos of all these people wincing as they congratulate that vile creature. I would not be able to maintain my composure.

You can’t help but say it with her accent and it’s one of the only laughs I’ve had all day.

Gold frames. Solid gold. Only the best. Bought them with your tax dollars. I’m the best. Haha, fuck you America.

I’m excited to see how her “Stop Bullying” campaign will shake out after Donald bullies other countries to the point where they finally break and bitch slap his ass.

I hadn’t even thought about Melania as our First Lady until now. I wonder what kind of all-American dog the Trumps will get to complete the picture of the happy First Family.