I feel like my chest is going to explode. I can’t even eat because there’s no room for food. That’s how deeply filled I am with sadness and desperation.

I have not gotten one damn thing done today. I’m stunned. I’m struggling not to despise the people I know who voted for Trump or didn’t vote because of their “conscience.”

Did you see that John Oliver segment about segregation with the unknowingly racist little kids?

Seattle’s crisis hotline is ringing off the hook today.

Seattle slices will never measure up, but we’ve got some great Italian food.

Pretty sure Donald’s combover is hiding the Mark of the Beast.

I proudly voted for Pramila Jayapal!

The universe is reminding you that California has no water and Trump thinks climate change is a hoax.

I have some very liberal friends bragging about their Trump or third-party votes on FB. They think they toppled the establishment and everything will be better now. Their revolution will be our undoing.

It’s already 91 degrees in my former hometown of San Diego, which I can only assume is because our country has literally descended into hell.

Oh, is the sun up? Because it’s pouring in Seattle, and I’m convinced it’s the sky weeping for us.

Middlefork and margaritas here. Xanax closer to bedtime.

Obviously! Her magic risotto is a contender.

There’s a Gilmore Girls cookbook, too. Confession: I know this because I was searching for Gilmore Girls recipes that would work for Thanksgiving. (Hangs head in shame.)

Hey fellow Seattleite!

If California legalizes recreational weed, I think we’ve finally proven that the West Coast is the best coast.

I’m surprised the whole nation isn’t high today considering this anxiety-inducing election.

OMG! Forget work, I’m going to watch this now. Correction: I’m going to watch this as soon as I can take a quick trip to the neighborhood pot shop.

TWO HOUR LINE? All hail mail-in voting.

I think people confuse “not addictive” with “not problematic.” Also, some unfortunate users can become addicted to the habit of weed. It seems like the addiction is more psychological than physical, though. I also think there are some withdrawal symptoms for heavy users who stop, though it’s nothing like when a…