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Ma Vaffanculo is very sorry for the comment about Flakka
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Has anybody bought the Nasty Woman tee with the heart from Google Ghost? (Half of the proceeds go to Planned Parenthood!) I love the sweatshirt but am so confused by American Apparel sizing, which seems to run really small. It’s unisex sizing and I prefer a loose fit. Help! (ps Sorry for the gigantic photo!)

Double win! Very clever. :-)

You are this morning’s champion in the category of ass-whooping a stupid troll.

My eyeeeeeees! I’d almost forgotten about this horror.

This is super informative and also how did you become such a fan of snakes?

I’m wary of people who have pet snakes.

I need to know what kind of snake it was so I can decide if it’s preferable to a brown recluse spider on a plane. The photo of the guy whose leg was bitten by the spider is way too gross to post.

That makes me feel better about neurotically avoiding sidewalk grates when I visit NYC.

I can’t believe how many people use loose/looser instead of lose/loser. I’ll read comments that are otherwise perfectly fine and they’ll slip up on that one, which I don’t get, because if you sound it out you know it’s wrong!

There is totally truth to it — doctors call it honeymoon cystitis. But less frequent sex was definitely not a solution for me!

Ah, America. We really are the greatest country in the world — at being crazy, racist, misogynistic and obsessed with all-caps rants.

Uh, OK Katie, no need to be rude now.

Wish I could give you more stars!

Look up honeymoon cystitis.

Well, in Washington State, one of our Electoral College voters has flat-out refused to vote for HRC even if she wins the state’s popular vote, as she’s expected to do. So, in that case, some of our votes actually won’t count. There have been only 157 faithless electors since 1796. This particular dude is still pissed

Ah, where were you a few hours ago!?

Me too. I’m grateful if I don’t have to pee DURING sex.

Lame, I just checked to make sure I didn’t miss it. The “remove this stub” part of my ballot has what looks like an “I Voted” sticker but it’s actually just regular paper. Am I supposed to cut it out and use tape?

Wait, where do you get the sticker? I’m voting by mail and want a goddam sticker.

If disgusting layers-upon-layers of gum haven’t seriously damaged the old brick wall in Seattle’s Post Alley, I think voting stickers are OK for a day or two.