A book of Jezebel’s many brilliant lede insults with Masshole’s Trump tweets as an addendum.

A nonsentient zombie is still a better candidate than Trump!

I’ve heard that too. My doctor told me that many women in new relationships get them from going at it around the clock. It might true. I’m married and haven’t had a UTI in forever.

The first time I got a UTI in college the very unhelpful nurse told me to just have less frequent sex. AS IF.

No sticker is the only downside to mail voting. Maybe I can pin a photo of the sealed envelope to my sweater?

I just filled out my mail-in ballot. In my state, only Republicans are running for State Treasurer, so I voted for “A Cardboard Box” as my write-in choice. I love having the power to vote for the best candidate. Thanks, Susan B. Anthony!

My Seattle galley kitchen has orange-tinged plywood cabinets, peeling vinyl floors and a portable dishwasher. We were like, “Holy shit, did we just win the kitchen lottery!?” Some of the houses we looked at didn’t have any cabinetry. One had an airplane lavatory-size sink and a tiny master bedroom a few feet from the…

I thought Seattle was the next SF!

All perfectly lovely names, though, especially Hazel.

It means when you haven’t been officially approved as a commenter on Jez or related sites. Those users’ comments appear in gray text, as opposed to black, and don’t show up on the main page unless an approved commenter replies or stars them. We now have a dismiss option for the trolls but sometimes they fool you!

Yawn.

 
I live in Seattle and my teeny-tiny starter house is worth around $700K now, which is way more than we paid for it. We thought about selling and moving on up and there was nothing remotely better unless we were willing to pay, like, $900K or a million after a bidding war, and even then it’s something that would cost…

LOL, that was pretty much my final response to him.

Yes, and I have been using dismiss liberally lately. However, this troll fooled me with its initial comment. I learned my lesson!

I ... don’t know if I should respond to you.

That’s kind of why I’m broaching this topic. I’ve actually thought about what you are saying and my conclusion is that it tends to be different. I have no problem with people salivating over celebrities. That’s kind of the point of their hotness. And it’s perfectly OK to think and express that any person is…

Disagree but starring your comment for the sake of the discussion. That same argument is used to dismiss date rape and such. “They’re just kids!” They’re old enough to go to fucking war. My grandpa fought at Iwo Jima when he was barely 18.

Why was he so focused on middle school girls to make his idiotic point? Like he can’t think of any other scenarios or what?

Exactly. I used to fantasize about holding hands with cute boys at that age. But, you know, it’s been a long time and kids seem a bit more precocious about that kind of stuff now.

I don’t know, I try not to read the grays unless they respond to me directly without being trollish. His first comment wasn’t that crazy and I thought it wasn’t a completely unreasonable point even though I disagreed and tried to point out he was wrong. Never again!