I know, I didn’t engage him further. But I wonder if I could’ve provided a better rebuttal. (Not that it would matter to him, but it matters to me.)

Jezzies: On the original Harvard soccer story, some gray commenter* with a burner account was badgering me about how middle school girls keep lists like that too. I pointed out that we should hold ADULTS — because college students are typically over 18, the legal definition of an adult — more accountable than middle…

Years ago, I watched the kids of one of my parents’ few employees every day after school for $3 an hour. It worked out well for my parents because their employee wasn’t running off every afternoon to deal with his kids, but it really sucked for me. Those boys were the worst brats ever. It might be why I don’t have…

Did he also tell you that the Clintons have killed 33 people and were also super mean to their pets? GAH! People are so fucking stupid.

Does your punching bag look like Donald Trump? God that sounds satisfying.

I recommend you hang the wine bag from an IV pole and mainline it.

Some daily marijuana users are using it to cope with other issues. So, if you’re prone to anger and irritability, smoking too much or not enough might exacerbate existing problems. Some studies have suggested that very heavy use might even damage the reward circuitry in the brain.

I know a married couple that split about six months after she got sober — and she needed to get sober — because he felt they couldn’t have fun together anymore. In the end, it worked out great for her. Her current beau is sober and sexy as fuck while the ex-husband hasn’t made a relationship work in years.

Yeah, even though I don’t cover politics and have no interest in doing so — for the sake of my mental health, for starters — I no longer tell people I’m a journalist. I don’t even say I’m a writer anymore. And, as you well know, the “rope, tree” taunt is especially egregious considering our nation’s horrific former…

What? I always get an answer, something like: “Benghazi! Emails!” Then if you ask them for actual details they have no fucking clue. But they think they’re making a powerful argument just by saying the words.

I have a life, unlike you apparently. You do realize that you posted THREE responses within ten minutes of each other at 2am? Chill the fuck out dude, sorry you’re so mad at middle-school girls. They probably didn’t think you were cute, but that’s OK. Your personality is worse.

I already voted by mail. It’s just a waiting game at this point.

If you think we shouldn’t expect better from young adult men than middle school girls, I don’t value your opinion, sorry.

I mean, there are definitely moments when it would be OK, like a subtle ass pat in a bar or whatever, but what Trump was doing had the air of “this is my bitch.”

How do you get invited?

I was talking about HRC’s future presidency.

If nothing else it demonstrates his entitlement when it comes to women yet again. My husband might slap my ass at home, but he certainly would not do it in public or on film. But yeah, I was hoping for something more damning.

For the next four years.

I don’t know. I’ve doubled my weed consumption this month and I’m still a mess. I haven’t done shrooms in forever tho. I wouldn’t even know where to get them.

And four years of nothing getting done because of obstructionists. I’m hoping this will spark an intense period of pushback against what politics have become in this country. I wouldn’t say I’m optimistic about that, though.