No, cause I still have to pay for that one.

The one your neighbor thinks is his?

PowerSauce? Aren’t those mostly apple cores and Chinese newspapers?

If my local crossfit/paleo/SMeduim shirt enthusiast bros are accurate in their appraisals, the answer to this question is ‘All of it’. Apparently I’m supposed to do nothing but burpees, WOD’s, and massive amounts of protein.

He should stick to yogurt and mocking fitness trends

Hard to believe people call you a complete shit writer Hamilton

No, that’s dead on. For example, his stupidly simplistic approach to affordable housing in San Francisco is to build more houses. There is no thought given to urban planning/development, infrastructure, government services, etc. All you have to do is build more housing and problem solved! Yay!

The false assumption that adding garlic to anything makes it healthy for my heart regardless of other ingredients is all the justification I need.

1. Put pizza in a blender
   

Serious question, Hamilton. Have you ever studied how business works or worked at a large private company? I get the distinct impression that your experience doesn’t go past intro level stuff.

“If someone came to your house and camped in your front yard and screamed all day and night about how bad you are, you would want to correct the record somehow. Right?”

Right? “Hey I screamed horrible things at these people. Why can’t they try to engage me in a reasonable conversation?”

Is there a term for when one asshole hits another? Off to Urban Dictionary...

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

Barkeeper’s Friend. Keeps the stainless looking like new

Hate to break it to you, but your tap water is recycled poop.

Indeed. Us liberals shouldn’t be giving him such gifts. Protecting speech used to be a liberal value, and we should take it up again before this whole thing bites us in the ass. Because it will.

Yeah - she’s all like “Come at me, birch!”

I wonder if beating up trees makes her poplar at school. Hey, I’m just ashing questions.

Good thing Evnika can box, as she just lost her job to Russia’s newest technological breakthrough, the ax.