Never ever splash your private matters all over the Internet. Keep them in the locker room where they can be covered up unless one of those perverted lady reporters sees it and then what will we have it’s just not right I have nothing against the girls and the girl said you’re right about that I feel nothing against…

I’m for states rights. Counter to that, don’t make me a criminal for driving through your little burg on my way to gun range because you enact some silly firearm ban. Patchwork laws are a nightmare for someone like me that travels with firearms to a remote range 4 hours away.

This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

Clicked on this story to find Tomsula’s phone number because I need some alterations done on my grey suit and I hear his work is okay and his rates are good. But of course, his phone number is nowhere to be found. More fucking clickbait.

Tomsula: Unlike old shoes, plastic shopping bags, and packing foam, there’s not much you can do with Philip Rivers.

You must be thirsty afterwards. Can I recommend drinking a light beer out of her ass crack?

As a lifelong Bills fan all I can say is this is totally embarrassing and a complete disgrace.

I must be old, and out of touch. When I used to go see live music the artists actually sang! From their own mouths! Right there in front of lots of people.

Sure when Obama came into office and had a filibuster proof Senate and House majority that really prevented him from doing anything. But, please keep calling people names, that really adds to your argument.

interesting that the bottom 50% were not permitted to recover from the financial crisis. Those dastardly Republican Congressmen! If only Democrats had any Congressional power during Reagan’s term!

No comment that in about 2008 the graph goes, basically, straight up? It looks like the inequality went down under the Bush administration and then right back up and, likely, to its highest level under Obama. No article about that, huh?

...and onnnnne pointy toy pig.

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I feel bad for her. She’s gonna have a massive headache after the game. Watching Sam Bradford for sixty minutes will do that to you.

Sarah Thomas’ family: Well, I guess when someone asks you what you got for Christmas, you can say “a concussion.”

Off topic, how sturdy is the closet rack in Drew’s bedroom?

Jagr recently told a story about his 5th year in the league, when a rookie Gordie Howe cross checked Jagr’s teammate from behind and Jagr had to kick Howe’s ass to teach him some respect for the veterans.

That slide was initiated at around the same time the tackle was initiated. The nfl isnt going to protect someone who cant slide to avoid a hit thats already coming.

Officials deemed Newton was taunting when he tossed the ball down after the play

Whatever. He has the worst attitude of any quarterback in the league.