Did he tear his ACL running over to get that dollar?

How much change did you get from that $5 bill.

Sources: Elliott will be fined for prop celebration and suspended 4 games for using pot

Well, so hicago is real.

So this is where the buck stops.

Poor Ryan. They knocked the h out of him.

He’s making his lift,

Wow Billy! How’d you get all those presents this year?

For the best gifts, better leave out some Muscle Milk and cookies this year.

He looks like Nickelback’s dad.

Social democracies are successful, in the short term, until their populations level off or shrink or become less homogenous, kind of like they’re starting to do now! Actual socialist nations, like Venezuela, are god forsaken hellholes that only last for as long as the government can find a way to prop up their…

It’s also the prime example of why socialism and to a broader extent, communism don’t work in the long run. There’s little to no motivation to work harder when you get the same regardless, and when that same is pretty shitty. No matter what sort of wealth redistribution you do, the wealthy will be wealthy. Well,…

Jim Tomsula would shake his head at this story. There are at least fifteen ways he could have made it home without spending money or breaking the law.

it never o’curd to him they’d see his prints in the snow?

You’re fucking kidding me?

Good. Fuck this guy.

I asked my ten-year old to help me make my picks this week. When we got to this game, he picked the Cubs.

Far and away the best thing about this article is that I discovered somebody named their child “Tyrod”. Not Axle. Not Driveshaft. Not Shock.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

My wife makes outstanding chili. Like I’ll push my kids over to get the last bowl good (OK, I’ll admit, there’s a lot of food that I’d push my kids over to get at). Last year I came home from work and saw a half eaten bowl of cold chili on the kitchen table and thought “Jackpot!”. The top tasted weird and acidy but…