And of course, if the ACLU says something is ineffective, then of course we should listen because they’re national security experts.

And Giri has a flare! He obviously cares about the sport and has a blast bullshitting about it.

Agreed - while I’m sure most Deadspin readers feel the same way about these posts as I do about all of the soccer coverage, it’s a very welcome addition to this site. As a casual fan who pays no attention to the sport outside of Grand Slams, it’s great to see some coverage of the smaller tournaments during the indoor…

Your tennis coverage is exceptional and welcome.

“Football is a meritocracy”

It’s fine, but too often the ribs are broken.

I can’t wait until we take him in here in Denver and Von Miller drags his decaying carcass to the super bowl.

Cowboys defense thought it was clear nothing was going to happen. But Ben decided to force it on them. Seems like a pattern with him.

I said it before HRC lost, if she couldn’t beat the cheeto it would look worse on her than it would ever look on the Donald if he lost. HRC has a deep stink of shit on herself, the Clinton dynasty is OVER.

We discussed in my office how unfathomable it is that with all of the scandals and shit the Clintons have dealt with their whole life that she seemed to know absolutely NOTHING about damage control. She actively made the whole thing worse.

HamNo did a sports post... don’t discourage it, nurture it.

HamNo posts are the worst.

Niner please.

Unfortunately, a lifetime spent in the pits of Hell has rendered Bannon impervious to fire…

Give Trump a Samsung Note7. That way he can share in all those sick burns he dishes out on Twitter.

...or a rock hammer.

The last Grand Slam to silence so many in Cleveland was a case of botulism at Denny’s.

“PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA”

In Mexican Tsuru, crumple zones YOU!